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So my bro Prasanna left for Singapore last Sunday which left me thinking how everything was gonna turn out in the end . Kanth is Delhi , Schumi in Singapore , Abhi in B.I.T.S , Vamsi and gang in VNR , Dheeru doing CA , Revanth....I dont even know if hes alive and me in VJIT (......). Well here it goes :

1. Kanth (now weighing 95 kgs) would spend his days sitting in a cabin taking orders from a guy even fatter than him , regretting the day he asked his friends " mama nenu evvarini pelli cheskonu ra??? deenna?? lekapothe deenna???"...

2. Prasanna is a billionaire after publishing books like : "The Sadist who bought a Ferrari" , "How to become a sadist in 10 days." , the New York Times bestseller in fiction "Sadism in Singapore" and is currently working on his autobiography "Sadist Me".

3. Abhi is the filthy rich owner of a huge software company , which he inherited after the previous ceo ( who had a HUGE crush on him) died and named him his successor. Cash , Babes and a Custom made Gallardo ...has them all. And when i say all , i also mean all those diseases he caught after doing it with everything that moves especially after his lone movie "Fruit" bombed at the BO.

4. Vamsi has his own TV show in which he does totally ridiculous stuff like jumping out of a plane with an R1 and a parachute , going scuba diving with an R1 , trying to climb Mt Everest with an R1....you get the drift right....

5. Dheeraj now going by the name "I.gAy.S" has become India's leading Gay right Activist and the worlds best gay Dota player... the fucker will never change so got nothing much to right about him :P

6.Revanth - STILL dont know if hes alive........

7. Vishnu - Still Awesome XD , Still Legendary XD, Still likes hentai :), Still holds the record :), Still doesnt know why gopi :| , Still short :( , Still single :( , Still cursing VJIT X( !!!

REVIEW : " Oh Shit , Not Again " - Mandar Kokate

Now i never even planned on buying this book , I went to the store to buy " Immortals Of Meluha" by Amish ( Review of that is gonna come up pretty soon too) , but the cover of this book caught my eye , I read the back cover and thought it was amazing , full American Pie ishtyle . As it turns out , it is more like a Bollywood film directed by a new director and entirely new crew targeting the middle and late teen group.

Raj , the main lead , is the new guy in town and quickly makes 4 friends , Andy - the dude whose description at the back of the book doesn't fit him at all , Arti - the hot chick and Raj's big crush , Sam - Raj's best friend and his biggest trouble , Seema - daughter of a military man and Andy's love. Unless you are one of those people who hates it when the teacher leaves the class room , you would be able to relate to the characters quite easily. The situations that the characters get into are quite hilarious but predictable and there are also some parts where the situations get HOT.

The book is like a sneak peak into the average Indian boys brain , and that's how the author fills up Raj , sweet and charming on the outside perverted inside . Once you start reading the book you cant help but envy Raj , he has - a hot girlfriend that loves him , a hot cousin who's interested in him and doesn't mind talking about sex , a totally hot and rich woman who convinces him to have an affair with her just to get back at her husband . Oh his servant is also hot by the way . Now who wouldn't wanna be in that situation?!??!!

The book is like one of those dating sim games you find on the Internet where the hero hits on many girls and in the end has to choose just one girl to be his true love. (If you don't know those games just ask me and ill send you a link , i swear you wont regret it :P) . While the book starts off brightly it starts getting a bit boring in the middle with the comedy sequences slowly being cut down , the ones that do find the place in the middle , look like they have been put there on purpose and sometimes don't go with the flow of the story. The final parts of the book , for me , were patchy and looked liked they were written in a hurry. I felt that the author was becoming impatient and wanted to finish off the story quickly though he does manages to build up a tiny bit of suspense in the end , but then again there were too many tracks running at the same time and that kind of distracted me.

Overall , the book isnt a great piece of work . A very good attempt considering this is the authors first book. Priced at 150 Rs , its not too bad a buy.There are some issues in the book you would need to ignore , the authors use of the english language being one of them.Theres a warning at the begining of the book which says "Beware before you read......you may die laughing" , you definitely wont die laughing but it will surely get a few laughs out of you . Pick it up for some light reading to keep your mind off other things.

Rating : ☆ ☆

A Qoute and a bit more.

"Happiness is having a scratch for every itch."- Ogden Nash

That quote was stuck in my head for two weeks after i read it . Just kidding , i laughed when i read that , wrote it down on a book and forgot all about it. Well i found that book and saw that quote again and that quote is now my status message on Facebook , tweet in twitter and the reason behind a new post here. Though the only ones who are gonna be reading this are Ronack (fist bump) , Abhi (fist bump to you too bro) and maybe Kanth (...nah , nothing for you...:P). Incase you are not one of those 3 people (WHADDUP!!!) then thank you very much XD XD . And incase you happen to be a girl (How You Doing?? :P) , then you just made my day .




Oh and by the way , if you didn't really get the "How you doing??" part (OR EVEN IF YOU DID!!!) :

Ramblings , Rantings and Whinings

♪ Do you have the time
to listen to me whine
about nothing and everything
all at once

I am one of those
melodramatic fools
neurotic to the core
no doubt about it... ♪

Im REEEAAALLY pissed off right now , DC lost to CSK...Liverpool lost to Athletico Madrid and i HATE being pissed (not that anyone likes being pissed) ( OH and if you DO like being pissed then im sorry ...if you 'ave taken offence ,well it wasnt meant) ........(you know what ....actually it WAS meant..take off...hopefully now your pissed , and cuz being pissed makes you happy , MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!! :P )...
now what was i saying again???

Ah forget it... Moving on to other things , as it turns out , i have to write records for 5 different subjects in like 6 days....and i cant bunk college and sit at home and write cuz my attendance is too low , when i asked the teachers for extra time to write em , they were all like " ITS YOU FAULT FOR NOT WRITING THE RECORD TILL NOW. "... wtf...i mean till now i was busy finishing my observation book-_- . Anyway , i decided to start writing the darned record so lets see....Laptop? Check. Headphones? Check. Grapes? Check. Sprite? Check. Record? Check. Observation book? Check. Pen?...DARN IT!. Some 3 hrs later , i had written 3 pages , just 3 pages..i was totally sick of myself when suddenly I realized something....in the past 2-3 years , i havent heard a single song that really BLEW my mind...some of them were AWESOME , but honestly...NO song came close to the feeling i got when i first heard Green Day's Holiday or Good Charlotte's I Just Wanna Live . If you take my top 10 songs , the majority would easily be the songs i heard 2-3 years ago. Green Day's 21 Guns,Restless Heart Syndrome,Viva La Gloria,Viva La Gloria(little girl) and Muse's Super Massive Blackhole , Knights Of Cydonia and Skillet's Whispers In The Dark....are probably the best ones i heard in the past 2 years...(there are loads more but why bore you now with names)...so all im saying is....the quality of music seems to have dropped , not drastically , just a lil bit.*sigh* there was so much more i wanted ta get outta my head in THIS post but i guess that will have to wait. Back to writing that record now....

|Gods Fury|

Even the gods watched in awe today as SACHIN TENDULKAR put them to shame . Coming from me this just shows how great a man he is , because i have been a cricket hater since i was like 10 . Why i hate cricket? Well there are many reasons.....erm its actually just because i suck at cricket . But once you stop considering cricket to be the only way to attain nirvana and realise its just another game , you will see how it dominates everything (im talking about the situation in india) . One begins to wonder why cricket is NOT the national sport of a country where people are ready to kill or be killed to get to meet their idols . I would never have had any problem with all this if the other sports were treated just as equally . I LOVE football , now THATS a sport where you can see all 11 players on the ground at the same time so there is no real excuse to why a team wins or loses , you cant blame the weather, you cant blame the field, you cant blame the lights . And i dont get how Cicket World Cup is hyped to be such a huge thing.....i mean there are like 14 teams or something participating...only 8 of them play cricket regularly....and maybe 4 of them are REALLY strong ....and it decides the best team in the "WORLD". I can go on and on and on and on about why cricket sucks , but right now i bow to arguably the greatest batsman of all time. Sachin Tendulkar. If you are 36 years old and have spent more than half of those years playing cricket at the international level consistently and with a pool of talent SO HUGE that it still gives nightmares to the bowlers , you are great. If on your shoulder rest the hopes of almost 2 billion people , you are legendary. Add to that a rare trait called humbleness, you are a God. And THAT is Sachin Tendulkar.